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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!


modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools


paramecie:

it’s like a Thelma&Louise AU with Kenny and Butters ?? Except it’s not as dramatic and I just wanted them to do a road trip togetheeerr, like Butters is stuck in an unhappy relationship with his husband/wife (why not Cartman) and Kenny’s like “let’s go camping just both of us, fuck your husband” and they do and it’s the best week-end of their life.

paramecie:

it’s like a Thelma&Louise AU with Kenny and Butters ?? Except it’s not as dramatic and I just wanted them to do a road trip togetheeerr, like Butters is stuck in an unhappy relationship with his husband/wife (why not Cartman) and Kenny’s like “let’s go camping just both of us, fuck your husband” and they do and it’s the best week-end of their life.

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thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck


"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"
— (via meaty-bicycle)

nahnichan:

『80年のダイジェスト』


I don’t know how to draw bra ???

I don’t know how to draw bra ???

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"The sexual revolution prepared men for a world where women say yes to sex, but it did not prepare them for women’s right to say no."
Laura Gene McNally (via yoursocialconstructsareshowing)

ultrafacts:

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#plz

hishap:

kaveirya:

hishap:

Un régiment de fromages blancs

Déclare la guerre aux camemberts

Le port salut n’a pas voulu

Car le roquefort était trop fort!

ENCORE PLUS FORT!!

UN RÉGIMENT DE FROMAGES BLANCS

DÉCLARE LA GUERRE AUX CAMEMBERTS

LE PORT SALUT N’A PAS VOULU

CAR LE ROQUEFORT ÉTAIT TROP FORT!!

posted 3 days ago via awesomefrench · © hishap with 125 notes

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have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?


Track Title: Learn how to say croque-monsieur

nokijones:

ellanainthetardis:

nokijones:

ellanainthetardis:

madameyoda:

allonsysilvertongue:

ellanainthetardis:

We’re having a crash course in French today. Learn how to say croque-monsieur so you can sound fabulous when you shop.

(which is basically the most Oo thing I did on tumblr)

I laughed so hard listening to this! I’m going to go Delifrance next week & bedazzle people with the pronunciation. I’m also considering… “may i please have a plate of take a bite out of man.”

…oui, mais… what is an example of a situation in which you would use this”croque-monsieur” phrase?   

Well : “Can I please have a croque-monsieur?” Croque-monsieur is a dish - although I have problem calling that a dish, so let’s say it’s food. It’s like a hot sandwich with cheese and ham. Here is a pic I shamelessly stole on google : 

Depending on how you prepare it there are sometimes cheese on top of the bread too. Then it looks more like that (and I stole that picture from google too)  :

Haha, I love teaching people how to say things in french, i talked about the croque-monsieur (and the croque-madame) to my friends in the USA, and they all were like “what”. Weird French is weird!

I really like your voice btw! :D

I hate my voice and my accent too. Teachers kept criticizing it which isn’t fun when you study English and wants to make it your carreer. XD

Ah funny you talk about croque-madame because I was trying to remember the difference between the two… But yeah, le français est étrange ^^ Idioms are the worst.

I actually thought your accent was nice!! I don’t know what your teachers have against it??

I believe it’s the egg? Never had croque-madame. Don’t like ham in croque-monsieurs either xD

Yeessss, a croque-madame is a croque-monsieur with an egg on the top.It’s fucking delicious, damn.


"25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool"
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)


serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names