IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
it’s like a Thelma&Louise AU with Kenny and Butters ?? Except it’s not as dramatic and I just wanted them to do a road trip togetheeerr, like Butters is stuck in an unhappy relationship with his husband/wife (why not Cartman) and Kenny’s like “let’s go camping just both of us, fuck your husband” and they do and it’s the best week-end of their life.
have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like
even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck
Un régiment de fromages blancs
Déclare la guerre aux camemberts
Le port salut n’a pas voulu
Car le roquefort était trop fort!
ENCORE PLUS FORT!!
UN RÉGIMENT DE FROMAGES BLANCS
DÉCLARE LA GUERRE AUX CAMEMBERTS
LE PORT SALUT N’A PAS VOULU
CAR LE ROQUEFORT ÉTAIT TROP FORT!!
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
We’re having a crash course in French today. Learn how to say croque-monsieur so you can sound fabulous when you shop.
(which is basically the most Oo thing I did on tumblr)
I laughed so hard listening to this! I’m going to go Delifrance next week & bedazzle people with the pronunciation. I’m also considering… “may i please have a plate of take a bite out of man.”
…oui, mais… what is an example of a situation in which you would use this”croque-monsieur” phrase?
Well : “Can I please have a croque-monsieur?” Croque-monsieur is a dish - although I have problem calling that a dish, so let’s say it’s food. It’s like a hot sandwich with cheese and ham. Here is a pic I shamelessly stole on google :
Depending on how you prepare it there are sometimes cheese on top of the bread too. Then it looks more like that (and I stole that picture from google too) :
Haha, I love teaching people how to say things in french, i talked about the croque-monsieur (and the croque-madame) to my friends in the USA, and they all were like “what”. Weird French is weird!
I really like your voice btw! :D
I hate my voice and my accent too. Teachers kept criticizing it which isn’t fun when you study English and wants to make it your carreer. XD
Ah funny you talk about croque-madame because I was trying to remember the difference between the two… But yeah, le français est étrange ^^ Idioms are the worst.
I actually thought your accent was nice!! I don’t know what your teachers have against it??
I believe it’s the egg? Never had croque-madame. Don’t like ham in croque-monsieurs either xD
Yeessss, a croque-madame is a croque-monsieur with an egg on the top.It’s fucking delicious, damn.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names