Muggleborns at Hogwarts
I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap
In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
bless this freaking post
straight out of mein kampf
Nothing better than a beer after a hard day’s work.
If you ever doubt that my flatmate is the more adorable girl ever, you have to know that one day, we were at our friend’s place, and a glass of water fall near an extension cable. Everyone was like “take the electricity away from the water !”, her first reaction was to take the pikachu cart that was on the floor away.
A handy guide for anyone not familiar
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
tumblrinas are so weird like here’s a picture of a little girl who likes playing with trucks and here’s one of a little boy baking a cookie so OMG THESE ARE TRANSFLUID GENDERQUEER NON BINARY TRANSGENDER WONDER BABIES!!!!!!! THEIR PRONOUNS ARE BUN BUNSY AND BUNSELF
God, i didn’t paint on my tablet in a long time, i can feel it in my hand, it fucking hurts……
FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON
I got a unicorn. Hmm…
I GOT DRAGON TOO
"Siren. NO!! I am a dragon and this game is wrong wrong wrong."
I’m a Angel apparently
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
It’s 3 hours of male fantasies about lesbianism. Irrealistic, slightly offensive and incredibly rude.