Dudes, babes, welcome in the caphazar's palace–

quentinscutie:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)

I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

#yes #hp

thisblogmayormaynotberunbysatan:

fruk-this:

rtrixie:

In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

bless this freaking post

straight out of mein kampf

posted 21 hours ago via turpide · © rtrixie with 62,143 notes

Nothing better than a beer after a hard day’s work.

posted 1 day ago

If you ever doubt that my flatmate is the more adorable girl ever, you have to know that one day, we were at our friend’s place, and a glass of water fall near an extension cable. Everyone was like “take the electricity away from the water !”, her first reaction was to take the pikachu cart that was on the floor away.

posted 1 day ago

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar


aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself


poppypicklesticks:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

tumblrinas are so weird like here’s a picture of a little girl who likes playing with trucks and here’s one of a little boy baking a cookie so OMG THESE ARE TRANSFLUID GENDERQUEER NON BINARY TRANSGENDER WONDER BABIES!!!!!!!  THEIR PRONOUNS ARE BUN BUNSY AND BUNSELF 

posted 2 days ago via epenim · © cherucat with 91,311 notes




God, i didn’t paint on my tablet in a long time, i can feel it in my hand, it fucking hurts……

posted 3 days ago

shipeveryonewithsomeone:

askjollydragonite:

shayanbes:

ask-team-freedom-reblog:

putuksstuff:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.


FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON

I got a unicorn. Hmm…

I GOT DRAGON TOO

"Siren. NO!! I am a dragon and this game is wrong wrong wrong."

I’m a Angel apparently 

shipeveryonewithsomeone:

askjollydragonite:

shayanbes:

ask-team-freedom-reblog:

putuksstuff:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.

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FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON

I got a unicorn. Hmm…

I GOT DRAGON TOO

"Siren. NO!! I am a dragon and this game is wrong wrong wrong."

I’m a Angel apparently 


jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

posted 4 days ago via epenim · © jlbeattys with 221,917 notes

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”


Anonymous asked: "Have you watched Blue is the Warmest Color? If so, thoughts?"

awesomefrench:

It’s 3 hours of male fantasies about lesbianism. Irrealistic, slightly offensive and incredibly rude.